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A bon entendeur..

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Vous avez deja vu un tagine comme ca vous? pas moi en tout cas...?!

Beat it!!

Version des US Fall Out Boys




Version Church et Amy Whinehouse



Et bien sur.. la version originale (dure a trouver CAD on ne peut pas la copier de Youtube :)) )

Mickael Jackson - Beat It
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Médecins sans frontières

Je suis tombée sur ces vidéos poignantes sur Youtube et voudrais les partager avec vous..

دعاء افتتاح القمة العربية

اللهم ثبتنا على كراسينا

وبارك لنا فيها

واجعلها الوارث منا

واجعل ثأرنا على شعبنا

وانصرنا على من عارضنا

ولا تجعل مصيبتنا في حُكمنا

ولا تجعل راحة الشعب أكبر همنا

ولا مبلغ عِلمنا

ولا الانقلاب العسكري مصيرنا

واجعل القصر الرئاسي هو دارنا ومستقرنا

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اللهم إنا نسألك فترة ممتدة

وهجمة مُرتدة

والصبر على المعارضة

والنصر على الشعب

ونسألك الحُسن لكن لا نسألك الخاتمة أبداً

اللهم ارزقنا معونة لا نسرق بعدها أبدا

اللهم لا تفتح أبواب خزائننا لغيرنا

اللهم أعطنا كلمة السر لحسابات الحكام السابقين لنا في بنوك سويسرا

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اللهم وفق أمريكا لما فيه خيرنا

اللهم اغفر لـ (جورج بوش) فإنه لا يعلم أننا لا نعلم

اللهم وفقه لما فيه 99% من أصوات الناخبين

اللهم نجهِ من أي إعصار أو كارثة طبيعية لأننا سنلوص مع شعوبنا من غيره

اللهم عليك بشعبي، أما أعدائي فأنا سأتفاوض معهم

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اللهم ارزقنا حب أمريكا

وحب من يُحب أمريكا

وحب ما يُقربنا إلى حب أمريكا

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اللهم أمركني ولا تأفغني

اللهم برطني ولا تصوملني

اللهم فرنسني ولا تسودني

اللهم ألمني ولا تؤلبني

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اللهم أني أبرأ إليك من الاستعانة في حكم شعبي بأحد

ولا حتى بصديق، ولا برأي الجمهور

اللهم أني أعوذ بك من كرسي يُخلع

ومن شعب لا يُقمع

ومن صحيفة لا تُمنع

ومن خطاب لا يُسمع

ومن مواطن لا يُخدع

وأعوذ بك من أن أجلس على الكرسي ثم أقوم أو أ ُقام عنه

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اللهم ثبتني على الكرسي تثبيتا

و شتت المعارضة تشتيتا

ولا تبق منهم شيطاناً ولا عفريتا

اللهم آآآآآآآآمييييييييين

George Clooney and Sarah Larson Split..

Ze Source says:

George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.

The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: "We do not comment on George's personal life."

The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn't until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.

Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.

Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.

Though there was speculation that Clooney would end his longtime bachelorhood, in March the actor shot down rumors of an engagement.

Je sais... je n'ai aucune (ah bon? dixit qui?) chance.. mais bon.. c'est un obstacle de moins ..

Relooking extreme

En attendant d'autres posts.. mon blog change de look... ;)

Soko.. à découvrir.. ;)

so, of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
you were supposed to call me tonight
we would have gone to the cinema
and, after, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street

we would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
and then a walk in a park together, how beautiful, and then
you would have said "i love you" in the cutest place on earth
where some butterflies are dancing with the fairies

i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, i swear...

i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

i would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
they would have liked me, 'cause sometimes i'm funny
i would have met your dad, i would have met your mum
she would have said "please, can you make some beautiful babies?"

so we would have had a boy called tom and a girl called susan, born in japan

i thought it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
i thought it was a love story, but you're not ready for that ...

me neither. i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

she's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness
not even tenderness, yeah, she's cleverless
she'll dump your arse for a model called brendan
he will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, you know, i swear, i swear ...

i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

man, i told you, you know, if i find her,
i really, i, i mean, i'll kill her, for real!
it's like for sure, you have to know, uh,
i mean, you know, i can do it, man,
i'll kill her.



Une autre plus funny ;) mais la vidéo n'est pas des plus bonnes.. à écouter sur Yahoo Music..



I hate myself today
I don't know what's happening to me
I hate my face today
I think I look so shitty
I have some spot everywhere
and I'm not even shaved
my hair are greasy
I look disgusting
my eyes are glued
and my lips are shaped
my legs are prickling
and plus I'm stinking today

how can I date someone
with a face like that
I know you're gonna dump me again
and i am gonna cry
'cause you want a perfect girl
and I'm not what you expect
you want a perfect girl
and I look shitty today

maybe I should put some make up
and find some crazy outfits
but I am very tired today
and I don't care if I'm not pretty
I should be like these girls
skinny and great all the time
and I'm still wearing my slippers
and eat all the candy's at home
I should sleep more
and stop going out every day
I should focus more
and stop complaining today

tell me how can I date someone
with a face like that
I know your gonna dump me again
and I am gonna cry
'cause you want a perfect girl
and I'm not so perfect
you want a perfect girl
and I look shitty today

tell me how can I date someone
with a face like that
I know your gonna dump me
and I am gonna cry

Kenn lii

Fkhater Fouad!! ;)